ridlo

A smooth-talkin' man that can handle it all; a pimp or homeskillet.

That dude is a total ridlo, look at him mack on those hizzoes.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

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Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.

Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."

by BigFatSlackjaw August 20, 2010

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Meat rider

Someone who tries to hang out with a person or group of people to try and gain clout because those people are well known. In many cases they try to let many people know who they are hanging out with like they put it on their story.

Daniel Tal is the greatest meat rider in history.

by Floov July 3, 2018

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Riding Rico

When engaging in a pleasant and jovial jaunt in an automobile with friends, one "rides Rico" by hanging off the back bumper (usually on a pick-up truck), thus placing oneself in mortal peril.

"Yo Fatty Pants, ol' Maxie J. was riding Rico and he split his dome on a fence post!"
"That crRAAAAaAZy ass mothaf--"
"SHUT YO' MOUTH!"

by Bertrude F. Parsleypants September 10, 2006

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