Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

Krabby Patty

A vagina with knots of hair and has dirty dingleberries.

Jordan has that Krabby Patty

by Chickennn Patty February 1, 2018

Krabby Patty

When you’re too pussy to finger a girl so you just feel her genitals through her clothing.

He was so scared his new girlfriend was on her period, so instead he just gave her a krabby patty.

by Whiteness143 June 14, 2018

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

jonas petter

one sexi boi

look at that jonas petter bodi

by XLordss1 March 25, 2018

Jessie Pettit

A very attractive young women who is often on the shorter side. Don’t let her size confuse you though, she packs quite a punch and is a very passionate person. She has a wonderful laugh and keeps life interesting for those around her. Dairy is her kryptonite so you might wanna stay away from that. Nevertheless, she’s a wonderful human being and is SUPER hot.

“You see that girl over there? She’s DEFINITELY a Jessie Pettit.”

by Indecisive narwhals July 9, 2018

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 9, 2018