Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.
Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?
by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

by Young add August 17, 2019

by P14mama February 15, 2023

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023

by Connor W. January 14, 2008

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025
