Monkey pants 

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

Monkey pants by mirmirladybug October 17, 2012

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

Monkey Butler by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass

1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

monkey ass by Juan Valdez - Harvester of fine coffees in Central August 7, 2003

monkey face 

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

monkey face by livefreely August 3, 2009

Monkey Shit

A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?

Monkey Shit by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009

monkey fucker

A person who likes monkeys a little too much.

tanner is a monkey fucker.

monkey fucker by Lou March 1, 2003

monkey tag 

Performing coitus with a female in the 'doggie' position whilst holding her hips with opposite hands. (ie. arms crossed)

"Did you do her?"

"Totally, I got 'round doggie on her and pulled some mad monkey tag."

monkey tag by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003