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John Kerry 

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberties and integrity in government.
John Kerry isn't afraid to speak truth to power.
John Kerry by Equestrianne December 9, 2008
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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."

John Wayne Gacy Jr by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008
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Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

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John Gibson

A conservative talk-radio host on Fox News Radio, and a journalist of 30+ years. He focuses much of his radio show to riddiculing the idealogy and positions of the left. He centers much of his criticism at Keith Olbermann, whom he used to fill-in for when they both worked for MSNBC in the 1990's. Olbermann would take off work during the Monica Lewinsky scandal because he was tired of reporting on the misdoings of a democratic president. Gibson would be forced to work 4 hours a night because of Olbermann. Olbermann reportedly sat at home in his bathtub when he was not working. For this, Gibson has called Olbermann "bathtub boy".

Gibson is well-known for mostly inviting guests and callers onto his radio program who disagree with him vehemently. Many these guests are controversial figures, who Gibson gives ample time to make their case. About 75% of the callers that he takes disagree with him on the subject.
Broadcasting live from the epi-center of the American liberal-media complex: New York City. Situated in the bunker at Fox News Headquarters, ready to entertain the hell out of you: John Gibson!
John Gibson by Duck Hunter June 21, 2008

john wayne gacy 

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.
quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy

John Gotti Agnello 

The hottest,middle child, and shortest of the three "Hotti Gotti"s. His older bro Carmine and younger bro Frankie are the same height(6'0").
John Gotti Agnello is hott but drives an even hotter car.