Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023

Iced Coffee

An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.

For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.

The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?

Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.

by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021

Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Coffee

What keeps all human beings alive

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019

Coffee

Water brewed from coffe beans it is usually mixed with creamer and sugar to add more health benefits and enhance flavor.

I would like a coffee please!

by Notjohnny January 4, 2022

thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019