An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
by maoZZ November 21, 2010
Get the Cunt of Jesus! mug.Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
by jpg3 October 6, 2010
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For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
by Wumbly February 24, 2009
Get the Cunt Fucking Awesome mug.Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
by George_94 November 19, 2009
Get the Cunt-a-table mug.1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
Get the Cunt Blindness mug.Soap used to sanitize the vagina just like a douche, hence it can readily be interchanged with the terms douche or douchebag It is a much more vulgar way of referring to an individual deemed unpleasant, idiotic, and generally annoying in all possible ways.
Boyfriend: "You're sister's new boyfriend is a douche!"
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
by capthooker February 24, 2012
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