The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Buttside-muffdive

buttside-muffdive, is when a woman lays on her belly,side or squatting and the man/woman enters face first from the crack of the butt and commences to lick her pussy.

Jill got into position for John to attempt the infamous buttside-muffdive.

by Dms79 December 12, 2017

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg May 2, 2018

Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

by TcSilly May 25, 2018

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019