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"but he's so" mode 

When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.
Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!

Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.
"but he's so" mode by td0109 June 23, 2011
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Beast Mode 

The act of being wayy to solid and stupid fast.
Reporter:"Define your attitude"
Marshawn Lynch:"Beast Mode"
Beast Mode by Beans18 February 11, 2009

stealth mode 

when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time
man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?

man 2: stealth mode.

man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.

a mom: what the shit are you talking about?

man 1 & 2: baseball
When you are ready to go to the gym!
John: Aye Miguel do you want to go to the gym?

Miguel: No dumb ass do I look like I'm in gym mode to you?
gym mode by Ineedabettersn August 21, 2009

flip mode 

The point of where you cant take the world anymore and go ballistic and go on a killing rampage.
Man that guy who took a shotgun to the crowd of people is in his flip mode.
flip mode by Chocobo December 4, 2003

Site Modeling 

Site Modeling is when people, usually attention whores, emos, and/or skanks, take pictures of themselves then send them in to a website that hosts SM pics.
Most SM sites have models so the girls can be discovered. These are the BEST sites.
Other SM sites just have models to judge the pretty/hot ones. These SM sites are usually hosted on facebook and myspace. Girls on these sites just want compliments, attention and to be discovered. But be serious, no photographer wants to do a shoot with some slut with her bleach blonde hair up in a messy bun and pounds of makeup on. These girls are not fit for being models.
Real site models are naturally gorgeous girls who are truly passionate about SMing. If a great model plays her cards right, someone from a magazine might see her photos and give her the big break she deserves.
Emos love SMing. It gives the girls a chance to see whos the best scene queen of the site. They want attention and sympathy for the 700 photos of their cuts. The only boys you will ever see on a SM site are most likely emos. Don't bother; they do NOT want to date you. Being hot boys that SM, they get a lot of attention from desperate girls. Leave them alone.
Watch out for X rated SM sites, their models post nude pictures. These are usually wannabe pornstars who just want to see boys drool over them.
So some sites are good, others are bad. Some girls are good, others are bad. It's easy to tell which is which, but good luck anyway.
-I just got accepted into that Site Modeling company!!!
-I am the sexiest Site Model on the entire page. My name is ~x~SuPeRsExYyYnAkEdBlOnDe~x~
-Did you hear about that Site Model? Yeah, she got discovered by a popular magazine!
-Hi, my name is Bloody Mary Jane and I love being an emo Site Model
-WHOAH! Caity Cat's new photo on that Site Modeling website is HOT!
Site Modeling by laurcait January 11, 2012

Flocka Mode

To get the urge to yell " Floka" real loud for no apparent reason.To bark like a dog just because floka does it.
Boy 1: FLOKA!!!

Boy 2: Uh-oh,he just went Flocka Mode
Flocka Mode by ThePancho789 December 16, 2010