man caving 

Verb. the act of spending time in a man cave. Also known as man cave spelunking. Exploring or improving on a man cave.

Justin is man caving it this weekend.

James found a flat screen television that is perfect for man caving.

man caving by theropingeffect March 2, 2010

Man-Sized Handshake 

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

Man-Sized Handshake by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Man Bet 

When one man is made another's bitch in a legitimate wager of one's wits. The losing party who is forever dubbed the winning party's man bitch must present his penis to be slapped by the winning party's penis by no less than three man whacks. The striking surface is to be chosen by the crowd. There was much rejoicing.

MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.

Man Bet by Chicago Snowplow August 25, 2011

Man pig 

A husband/boyfriend that treats their wife/girlfriend like a slave instead of their significant other.

Husband comes home and sits groceries on kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those up yourself, you man pig!"

My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.

Man pig by Moochy August 27, 2013

man thot 

A guy who may or may not accidentally wear a shirt to p.e. that is too small.
Tries to hide it but isnt successful

Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot

man thot by Welcome_back_SNACKS! February 22, 2019

man junk 

Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.

“Ever since I’ve started running, using Man Junk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.”

man junk by mainman July 7, 2008

man love thursday 

A weekly outbreak of homosexuality taken place by Afghan boys and men right before their one day weekend. Used to describe a homosexual act with friends, co-workers, family, etc. that you normally wouldn't do, except on thursdays.

"Roger, I hate you, except on Man love Thursdays ;)"
"I would so fuck u today if it was man love Thursday"
"Anthony is gay for Jorge, and it's not man love Thursday!!!"
"Jonathan is gay... super gay on man love Thursdays"

man love thursday by Laurassa November 8, 2007