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chuck norris 

A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime
Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
chuck norris by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008
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cruckshank 

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.
Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?
cruckshank by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005

Chucked Out 

The first one put out of a Texas Hold 'Em tournament at least twice in a row.
We played a nice game of Hold Em last week and yes Wuba the Love Sponge Chucked Out AGAIN
Chucked Out by Dave36 July 28, 2008

chuck the fargers

What San Diego should say to its football team.
They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!

chucking name 

1) similar to name dropping, or acting in an embarassing manner.

2) Throwing ones name around as if to draw attention.

) To take your name and put it on a ball and chuck it
Byron: Did you check that guy at Poodles place, he was talking about this chick he had over the weekend, he was chucking name
chucking name by Byron the Bomb September 26, 2006

Chuckie Award 

A person receives the Chuckie Award for being the drunkest person at a social gathering. This award is named in honor of a neighbor who had some legendary drunken mishaps at several neighborhood parties.

Craig: Who's going to win the Chuckie Award tonight?
Mike: I think it's Rob, he's been drinking shots of whiskey all night!
Chuckie Award by MrJLo1 January 1, 2009