Canadian "wildfire" 

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

Canadian "wildfire" by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian Polly Pocket 

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

Canadian Polly Pocket by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

Canadian Fur Coat by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

Canadian Sausage Twister by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

canadian knuckle duster 

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina

Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god

canadian knuckle duster by ButtNutter666 July 25, 2023

Canadian Sticky Icky

The act of a pouring maple syrup in the unwashed belly button of a male, followed by the lint, hair, and syrup mixture being licked out by the female.

Linda used Grade B maple syrup the other day when she gave me a Canadian Sticky Icky. She says it tasted better than using standard Grade A syrup.

Canadian Sticky Icky by mdoug August 6, 2023

Canadian Standoff 

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

Canadian Standoff by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023