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a girl/guy that gives head to a male
you cant make a brainey your wifey!
brainey by MrsZ. BlacKsZ October 2, 2007

Brainboobitis 

A neurological condition in which a woman's brain migrates to her breasts. This results in the patient having large boobs and empty space where her brain should be. This is the official medical term, but is more commonly referred to as air head or ditz when applied to a woman with big tits.
Friend: That hot girl at taco bell turned out to be fucking stupid.

Me: She suffers from brainboobitis.

Friend: Oh, I see.
Brainboobitis by Dahounian February 19, 2009

brain fuggler 

a person who fucks people in the head
brain fuggler by sabastard September 3, 2009

brainal sext 

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.
Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...
brainal sext by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap
"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"

brain ghost 

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
brain ghost by Maninorange January 1, 2012