sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Old Bean Burrito 

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

Old Bean Burrito by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

keep it a bean 

A Philly word originated in South Philly by the bul name Tyheem.

Meaning always keep it real and honest, never fraud when speaking to someone about thing.

This word is synonymous with the word imma keep it a buck.

Imma keep it a bean, I don't like that bull because you always be frauding on the gram.

Imma keep it a bean, the young jawn don't look like that in real life. She be capping.

keep it a bean by Yeah Bul August 27, 2021

Bean Head 

A term used to insult someone. You would use bean head when someone is acting dumb or says something stupid.

Max: The Earth is flat
Lucas: No it's not you bean head

Bean Head by kankz_69 May 21, 2017

Bean monkey 

A pejorative term for a Mexican man, or woman. Mexican people "stereotypically"implement a lot of beans in their diets, hence the insult bean monkey.

Esteban really be chewing on those corn tortillas. What a fucking bean monkey.

Bean monkey by [444] July 4, 2021

nukka bean

A homosexual person tryin to act black

Mike: yo man that foo is one straight up nukka bean.

nukka bean by Jamal Wanton December 29, 2006

BEANSTAB

the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018

MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB

BEANSTAB by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018