ass cream 

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

ass cream by Master bait December 4, 2007

ass clam 

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

ass fruit 

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

ass fruit by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Ass Flossing 

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

Ass Flossing by [Maze] September 30, 2005

ass sausage 

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.

Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.

ass sausage by joey king August 21, 2006

ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.

Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.

ass o' clock by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

Ass Mode 

1. A thing that happens sometimes
2. A way of life
3. Not a proper name for a DJ

"Dear Craig, I get nervous when I get to the dentist, what should I do to calm down? I dunno, got any suggestions Geoff?
Well... i'd take off all my clothes and.... Ass Mode."

Ass Mode by Armuun June 15, 2011