Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

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Window

Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.

Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.

Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 7, 2021

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Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

by patelinator April 8, 2022

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Window Licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of the short bus.

Here comes the short bus, wait is that Jamie Collins and Aidan Lambert being window lickers?

by Unoimright May 28, 2022

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The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

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Windows 11

A version of the operating system lineup made by Microsoft. It was built with confusion and inconsistency in mind. One more reason for people to stick to the now-unsupported Windows 7.

P1: Bro did you try Windows 11?
P2: Can it run on my Skylake?

by notahero January 5, 2023

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