Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Her mind

A very dangerous place, watch your footing, you can die very easy due to PMSED (Premenstrual Syndrome Emotional Disorder)

No one has ever seen her mind and lived to tell the tale

by Well Its true innit boys July 30, 2024

Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25

Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus

by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”

Mind out the road you silly cunt

by Serry12345 March 21, 2019

Lack minded individual

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...

Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019