Monkey Union 

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

Monkey Union by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

Monkey Slut 

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.

Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...

Monkey Slut by Pseudonym March 24, 2004

Monkey Wrench 

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.

Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.

Monkey Wrench by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

monkey ball 

One of the best game cube games I have ever played

Monkey Ball is one of the best video games I have ever played

monkey ball by whatever no one looks here anyway November 5, 2003

Monkey Scrumple 

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

Monkey Scrumple by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

monkey cunt 

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....

"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"

monkey cunt by London_Town November 15, 2007

Monkey Dick 

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!

Monkey Dick by Cameron Siebenmark June 24, 2008