monkey pants

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

by Billy Hogan May 16, 2006

kick in the pants

A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.

The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.

by adust99 October 18, 2007

Noga Pants

Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them

Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.

by Megaweapon February 27, 2013

Jimmy Pants

Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.

by Anonymous November 01, 2002

Chasing pants

<i>Verb</i>
To look for guys that you would like to have sex with or hookup with. Refers to girls, or gay men who are seeking male company.

Girl: Hey Zac Efron, what did you do this weekend?
Zac Efron: Oh nothing...Just went to downtown, and to the skate park.
Zac Efron: but you don't skate. You were chasing pants again, weren't you!?
Zac Efron: * blushes* No...
( but he really was.)

by Kawtar October 18, 2007

Pants down

When she gets turned on and undos your belt let's down your zipper and pulls down your pants or your shorts or your sweats or your underwear to play with your private parts

Bro she was soaked I was pants down behind the building

by Spleargedass June 02, 2019

pants babies

semen generated without the removal of pants as the result of something extremely arousing.

dood, did you see that hottie? i made pants babies just looking at her!

by fjsnakeskin March 26, 2008