Fitter Happier

The best Radiohead song

"Fitter Happier, More Productive (...) A pig in a cage on antibiotics"

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Dirty Happy

the act of blowing ones load to a anime girl and showing the stains on your clothes to your family as a sign of dominance

"I heard your boyfriend did a Dirty Happy the other day"
"Yea and it made me break up with him too"

by Alfonzo3 September 12, 2021

Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

You happened

When a person says this, they mean when you came into my life, everything's changed. They feel differently, think differently.

Most probably say this to a person you like romantically or want to start a relationship with.

Manisha: What happened?
Arup: You happened!!

by Gizmo Ripper May 5, 2022

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

Super-fun-happy-internet-time

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

friend who happens to be a girl

a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.

Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).

by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016