crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019

Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"

Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.

by urbanjo February 11, 2024

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
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by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009