Crimson crotch 

same as a fire crotch, flaming red pubic hairs.

"Damn Becky is hot!" -Bob
"I wouldnt touch that ole crimson crotch for anything." - Sam

Crimson crotch by D-Miller June 11, 2008

pancake crotch 

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

pancake crotch by laddie85 April 20, 2010

Trench crotch 

A girl with a large commonly open vagina, able to consume numerous cocks in a single sitting/laying.

Your girlfriend is a trench crotch, what a slut.

Trench crotch by longdongmater July 21, 2010

California crotch crickets 

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

California crotch crickets by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

Frosted Crotch 

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

Frosted Crotch by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011

Combat Crotch 

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

Combat Crotch by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

Ice Crotch 

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

Ice Crotch by Browneyes May 7, 2012