ice crotch

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.

Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.

by Jimbabwe November 13, 2007

Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

by Devil Hater January 22, 2010

Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes February 24, 2012