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Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019
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Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016
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Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.
So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...
by Orim July 20, 2025
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Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
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Captain chin

Captin chin someone who exceeds 7 chins
Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
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