Type 1 Diabetes 

A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.

Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."

Type 1 Diabetes by AngryFuck February 5, 2017

dirty 1:30 

A whorish girl that you pick up at 1:30 am from the bar without having to buy her a drink, or really put any effort into it at all. She's not necessarily hot, but she just wants to get banged.

Dave: Did you pick up any girls from the bar last night.

Me: Well it was getting late so I picked up a dirty 1:30.

dirty 1:30 by Oh Dee Vee February 6, 2010

Rule 1-3-5 

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

Rule 1-3-5 by anonman123 April 17, 2010

June 1 

June 1st is National opposite day

Do the opposite anyone tells u ..june 1

June 1 by B day October 17, 2019

Windows 8.1 

It's Windows 8 but usable and actually good and gets even better with Windows 8.1 Update 1. The start button is back, there's now an all apps view on the start screen, search just searches (before it took you to a different screen, and you had to select what category you were searching in, now it's just a bar that shows up on the right side of the screen and searches everywhere by default), you can boot directly to desktop without going to start, you can use your desktop wallpaper on start, and much more plus more is still being added. You also get used to the metro interface and if you don't like it, Microsoft is adding the old start menu back in Windows 8.1 Update 2. However, it still feels like a beta and Windows 9 will probably be the next god-tier OS like Windows XP and 7, but it's a step in the right direction and feels like you're using a PC and not a tablet.

Windows 7 user: Windows 8 sucks
Windows 8 user: Yeah I want to downgrade to Windows 7
Windows 8.1 user: Why haven't either of you upgraded to 8.1 yet?
Linux user: Why are you guys still using Windows?

Windows 8.1 by blue_orange July 10, 2014

february 1 

the day the best human being in the world, harry styles, was born. this day is dedicated to him and february first his his and only his har

Harry styles was born on february 1

february 1 by phsycedelics November 8, 2019

Carry the 1 

A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."

Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!

Carry the 1 by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 20, 2021