Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

Waste-Faceted

When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.

Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!

by BenFoxUAddict September 8, 2010

unconscious facecreeping

Going on facebook one moment, then after about 2 hours of just sitting their you find yourself staring at photos of people you don't know

Yesterday I was so bored so I went on facebook and ended up unconscious facecreeping.

by bfarmsdogmill September 20, 2010

pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010

the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.

Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages

by kidneyswap February 20, 2011

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011