PTA

The PTA is a fictional organization mentioned in the 2013 Ninja Sex Party song, “FYI I Wanna F your A”. In the song PTA is conversational sexbanglish and stands for the Penis Touching Association and presumably must be signed in order to touch Danny Sexbang’s massive schlong.

“Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA, that’s the Penis Touching Association.”

by Avocado Paste March 20, 2021

Ptsd

Pretty tired of shitty democrats

Pete has ptsd

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

PTSD

when you're so traumatized you're stuck in the past

PTSD is actually pretty serious but whatever, people joke about everything here.

by yardardar April 9, 2021

pteromorphication

To morph a landscape

I did some pteromorphication on the landscape

by Lexlama April 10, 2021

PtG

Acronym for Phil the Greek, aka Duke of Edinburgh.

Laughing my head off browsing some of the PtG quotes.

by Reefknot April 13, 2021

PTBS

When you have so many tasks you have no idea where to start

- Hey Steve - you ok bro?

- Aw mate - I got PTBS.

- Ah shit you got boned?

- Yeah man

by Lazygenius1000 April 14, 2021

Pto

If someone has ever said “PTO” to you it means, “Put them on.” Yup, now you know.

It could also mean “Play Time Over” or “Party Time Over.”

Alex: Yo, you should really pto James.

James: Nah that’s Kam’s girl.
Alex: Tru, Tru.

by National Days Inc. April 17, 2021