Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010

Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Hadji Jerky

-Term used to describe body remains of a Suicide bomber after he or she has detonated themselves. The self-inflicted explosion tears the body apart, leaving scraps of flesh that tend to look like pieces of beef jerky.

We arrived to find pieces of Hadji Jerky on the walls and in the street around the blast area.

by Gansta J September 25, 2006

Jerkwadbagofdouche

A word defining some person who is both a wad of jerk and a bag of douche at the same time.

Dude if I still liked the same person I did in middle school,I'd be so screwed because he was a jerkwadbagofdouche.

by Paul & Jas March 13, 2008

Jerksterbate

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.

Geriatric jerk jerkiatric

by ideamanrick October 7, 2010