Computertory

to use your brain like a computer

when I start a project I become Computertory

by Saxohji October 29, 2018

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Compuzzled

puzzled, confused, bewildering 🤷 ♀️

unexplainable, confusing

She gave me a compuzzled look. The directions were completely compuzzling

by MamaStacey January 16, 2019

Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Compuglutitis

Yet another way the information age is a pain in the ass.

I developed compuglutitis from my data entry job.

by Cynrg March 9, 2019

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019