a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
by Odelis April 9, 2008
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Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
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AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 April 2, 2011
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Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
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