Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...
Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
by DIAFFWYFM May 31, 2009
Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.
Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.
Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
by erytzz January 30, 2021
A "rm monkey" is a specific form of computer hacker, one who delights in hacking into a computer system and deleting everything on it. The items deleted don't have to be important or necessary; to a rm monkey, successful hacking is like a fire sale: everything must go.
This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
Did you hear? ub3r_1337_h4x0r just gained root access to the company's network and fucking NUKED the thing. He's definitely an rm monkey.
by rm monkey February 21, 2012
by Steve M January 19, 2004
people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 March 17, 2011
You see Rakish today, he was a total snow monkey.
Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
by Barney McCain April 03, 2011
A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
by Usman Yasin January 22, 2008