Upload Moment
when something is so awesome, you must take a picture of it and upload it to facebook. similar to Kodak Moment.
Upload Moment by spongebobpants123 August 25, 2011
Get the Upload Moment mug.
Claymore Moment
the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment
a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.
b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.
b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
Claymore Moment by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011
Related Words
moment • Momentum • momento mori • moment of clarity • momentarily • momentai • momento • Moment romantic • Moment whore • Momental
Cho Moment
grabbing random people while singing asian music then stopping, start humming then repeating the process.
Cho Moment by ohaitherejada October 24, 2011
Tombstone Moment
That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
Tombstone Moment by Chumley667 January 7, 2012
Miller Moment
A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.
As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.
Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!
dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag
Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!
dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag
Miller Moment by MmAmOnKeY February 11, 2012
Jake Moment
What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
************************************************
C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
************************************************
C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
Jake Moment by Viv283 March 5, 2012
Chimera moment
Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.
Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.
Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.
Chimera moment by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012