Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

Luke Seaman by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska

Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!

Luke Level by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020

Luke Pereira

The owner of emergence, a very famous group. started from nothing just like drake but now hes big in life. Some might says in the top 10 for worlds largest cock. But sadly because his cock is so big it caused his brain to revert back in time to a cavemen like state so now you make fun of him by saying "ooga booga" when people talk about him.

Luke Pereira may be found saying stuff like "ooga booga" or "unga bunga"

Luke Pereira by Who's that April 6, 2020

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