Life Challenge United Pentecostal 

a Church that preaches false doctrine and rejects the holly trinity, they are considered a Jesus only church and reject the holly spirit and the father. It is borderline cult which preach antisemitic messages and spread hatred towards other denominations. They are known to brainwash people into thinking they are a Utopian society. They also engage in politics during sermons and are right wing extremists.

Life Challenge United Pentecostal is a modern day west Texas cult

Life Challenge United Pentecostal by Ben Steller June 4, 2020

Life Block 

When you ignore someone, block them out of your life. This consists of deleting them off all IM programs and social networking sites, avoiding making plans and not speaking when you come face to face.

Dawson life blocked sophie.

Life Block by sdog. July 29, 2009

life cache 

n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.

When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.

Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.

life cache by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Life-Line 

Your Life-Line is every line of coke you've ever done in your life, next to each other, end to end, in one continuous unbroken line.

My Life-Line must be at least three miles long...
Maybe four after Glastonbury.

Life-Line by dan bourbon June 16, 2008

Life Guru 

A person who teaches others about how to live a successful and appreciative life.

Thank goodness Alex is a life guru, otherwise I would have made some horrible mistakes when I was younger.

The life guru has provided me with several positive guidelines to set me towards a better life.

Life Guru by Gunchicken August 9, 2009

Life Surfer 

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

Life Surfer by emand January 22, 2009

life-alert 

a really old lady

"granny next door is a total life-alert."

life-alert by nateeeboo December 31, 2009