jesse

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

Did I tell you about Jesse? He gave me the night of my life last night!

by anonymous3763978 September 16, 2008

jesus and pals

A group of super heroes with Jesus at the front. They are noted for defeating the Giant Satin Frog of Satan who had plagued the world for millions of years.

Matthew: OMG did you see jesus and pals on the news last night?

Josiah: Hellz yes I did they were freaking amazing

by KillerGardevoir May 19, 2008

Jester

A fool, a buffoon who is basically there for other people's enjoyment. Usually one that has consumed a large amount of alcohol and is acting like clown but is so entertaining that he/she earns the jester title.

Joe just shotgunned those beers and now he's running around the house like a jester.

by Flush Master September 15, 2012

Orange Jesus

Nickname for Donald Trump. Applicable since the launch of his campaign to run for the American presidency. The name references both his iconic, tanned skin-tone (orange) and the fact that his most adamant supporters blindly refuse to acknowledge or admit to even his most obvious shortcomings. Their stance toward Mr. Trump is almost one of unquestioned worship of a divine being (Jesus).

- Q) Did you hear the Donald Trump audiotape where he described grabbing women by the.. genitals?
- A) Yeah. It won't matter. Orange Jesus can do no wrong in the eyes of his supporters. They'll insist it's just a character attack by his opponents.

by LeighRay October 4, 2018

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

Jestor Rodo

Insane clown from the Kauri Server of Star Wars Galaxies. Banned by Sony Online Entertainment for called the imperial players a bunch of pussies.

After a 22 month rant, was allow to return to the game to find it totally screwed up by the devs. So he like hundred of thousand of others quit the game.

Jestor Rodo was a Bold daring Spice smuggler in game, out of game Royal pain in the ass to SOE.

by Nathan Sully January 27, 2007

Jesus Sandals

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010