Westphalia Twat Waffle 

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

Tater tot waffle 

Instead of saying Twat Waffle say the non inappropriate version Tater tot waffle

Missy: You’re a Twat Waffle
Mister: Hey don’t say that say Tater Tot Waffle

Tater tot waffle by Soces 2026 October 22, 2019

Hot Waffle 

When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.

That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

Hot Waffle by OsuJustice January 2, 2010

Cock waffle 

Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle

James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle

Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle

Cock waffle by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

twat waffle by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

awful waffle 

awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock

me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle

awful waffle by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

Soggy Waffle 

Sub par vagina. Ugly Females

That girl you we're talking to was a Soggy waffle

Soggy Waffle by Ollata Vagina September 20, 2006