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Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.
I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.
by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024
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Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
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Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025
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Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.
“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
by Palavinator February 3, 2026
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Procrastinating

Can you stop procrastinating so you can focus? You’re wasting my time!
by Kason James February 21, 2026
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Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.
'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'
by Summer964 May 18, 2025
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Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.
“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”
by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025
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