1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.
2. To procrastinate bingeing.
2. To procrastinate bingeing.
I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.
I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.
I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.
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Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
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The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.
Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
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"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
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Get the Procrastinating mug.Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.
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