Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025

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Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

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the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

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When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

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