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Blow a Hole In Your Pants 

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.

Old man hole-in-one 

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
Old man hole-in-one by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy 

A Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy is a blonde hair, jogger wearing hoe with earring. “Their”(for the sensitive) mom bought the first car ass bitches, got a perm done with those curl ass dried up ramen noodle hair.
Guy 1: nice ass car there huh

Guy 2: yeah bet his mom bought it

Guy 1: heh yeah Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole 

Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.

The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl 

Sexual Act popularized by Porn Star Matthew Coffey where an individual pours milk and cereal into an individual with Pectus Excavatum and another individual slurps it out of them with a spoon, a straw or their mouth.
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum
"If you don't shut up I'm going to hit you so hard someone will be able to get The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl from you"

Scottish Bungle Hole 

Its a derogatory term used to describe that un which is attempted to be explained yet is unexplainable, therefore such concept is, was, and always will be such unless, except in the possible yet unlikely event of change of manner in form used as of by target individual applied to that of other means and/or fashions of original constructed inquiry.
This is an example of the Scottish Bungle Hole