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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
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googled'it

masterbating to online porn until you pop your load
I was maserbating online all day until I finally googled'it.
I googled'it all over my computer.
I cant wait to get home and google'it to this new website I found.
by coolbreeze777 August 1, 2011
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google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat October 14, 2011
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Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011
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Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad
wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this
by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011
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[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.
Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.
by reveredman January 21, 2012
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google

v. Another word for ejaculate or cumming

inf. to ejaculate prematurely in one's pants
B-Murph sure googled hard when he was dancing with that chick last night.
by Justice Squad March 3, 2012
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