sikhman effect

A cognitive mind-fuck or cock-block referring to the experience of male sexual ineptitude and incompetence as a result of perceived presence of a holy man during desperate attempts to achieve erection resulting in embarrassment, this effect is often experienced in attempted outdoor sex and in rare cases when a man intends to posture as a victim therefore externalizing blame.

- Honey, I'm sorry I can't get it up... I'm a victim of the sikhman effect.
- It's OK, there is always another time.

by sikhman June 30, 2021

The Bao Effect

When you get a girl friend and start to push your friends out of your life. Stating that they are still bestfriends but when ever plans are made they almost in definetly get cancelled last minute. You only see this individual when it benefits them.

1. "Hey, can you come look at my car? Its making a wierd noise again, Im kind of in a hurry."
2."Wow david ditched us for his girlfriend again
He must be suffering from The Bao Effect."

by Olden Mygroin November 23, 2017

The Sam Effect

When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.

Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"

by Joe. King October 07, 2016

Dickebo Effect

When a girl starts hitting you up, after you start getting serious with another girl

*Hot girl that has never talked to you messages you* "Fuck yeah, Dickebo Effect"

by Schultze June 18, 2017

The Dollhouse Effect

When you’re high as balls and you start to feel like a doll trapped inside a dollhouse. At any moment, someone can open the roof and pick you up like a little doll.

Yo man, did you experience the dollhouse effect last night?

by Benjamin button September 12, 2020

The Snort Effect

When someone pretends to have a habit/disease they dont really have to seem original.

1. girl- "Oh I always snort when i laugh, haha (fake snort)."
friend- "this chick has the snort effect"

2. girl- "Oh yeah im so O.C.D."
friend- "Its the snort effect again."

by FDeezy September 30, 2009

joenewlie effect

The buddy who seems to take care of the heavy lifting without telling everyone.

I went up to pay the our bill and discovered Joe already paid for us…. That Dick…he’s doing his joenewlie effect again…

by Southside jonnie April 24, 2022