2 definitions by nickø.
Blåhaj (read as Blew-high) is the superior shark plushie produced by swedish furniture company IKEA.
The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone.
The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.
The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone.
The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.
John: "Yo, Jack. Tony and I got Blåhajs for our silly little mental health."
Jack: "Those IKEA sharks? Sick."
Jack: "Those IKEA sharks? Sick."
by nickø. May 29, 2023
Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.
HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.
Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.
HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.
Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.
Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
by nickø. August 31, 2023