dick cheney

Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.

Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.

by Attractive Nun July 8, 2004

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dick cheney

a waste of flesh that is the only person who can run against George W. Bush as "Idiot of The Century". Some say he is worse than Bush himself. In fact the only reason Bush hasn't been assasinated yet is because then Dick Cheney would step in and who knows what he would do.

1) I am not going hunting with Dick Cheney
2) Man 1: Look it's Dick Cheney!
Man 2: Let's kick his ass!

by blinkblink44 May 14, 2008

Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

dick whipped

A mental state of obsession, originating from powerful, deeply satisfying sexual interactions that cause a woman with a weak mind to believe that she is in love. An emotional state where a woman is crazy about and strongly attached to a male based on the sex he "whips" on her, to the point that even a dude with nothing to offer, who mistreats and emotionally/mentally/physically abuses her, and who has no good sense will still be loved by this woman because of the sex. No matter how raggedy ass he is, she still wants to be with him anyway.

Sherry knows that dude she is messing with cheats on her and lies every chance he gets, but she ain't going nowhere cause she is dick whipped like a mofo.

by Debsterism October 11, 2016

dick head

when someone is acting like a really big dick

' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '

by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

dick milker

Someone who milks dicks.

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!

by J.T. murda June 25, 2008