fake tree syndrome

When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.
Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.
by Dwight Shrute December 15, 2006
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Smoke trees

If your mate said he wants to smoke trees he basically wants to smoke a zoot.
Yo mate you want to smoke trees with me?
by Crazyvideos.tv January 24, 2018
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fgt tree

Don't hate on my fgt trees hoe!
by rayls September 12, 2008
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alabama tree ornament

A racial slur for a black person. Gets its name because in the 1800s and early 1900s black people were often lynched and hung.
by Labrown James May 10, 2017
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stanford tree

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.
The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".
by SacamanoandLomez September 01, 2015
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tree planter

A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.
Fucking tree planter.

What are you? A fucking tree planter?

Did you see tree planters are in town?
by spicollii September 03, 2013
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lick a tree

you: yo i'm bout to lick a tree here in a min
paul: alright lets do eeet!!
by KylieB2012 November 12, 2010
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