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Saint Augustine Prep Soccer 

The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.

They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.

And

They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.

They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?

Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...

Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.

Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.

Guy 1: Oh...my bad.
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The Saints 

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.
And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.
The Saints by Mike October 17, 2006

drippin stains

Those lil' spots in the front of your blue jeans after a lot of heavy petting in the back seat at the drive-in.
Must have been a boring movie 'cause you've got a load of drippin stains, I see!
drippin stains by Hoghead September 27, 2005
The staint or "Taint Stain" is used to describe the wet spot left behind on sheets by women after sexual intercourse.
Man that broad I hooked up with last night left a huge staint on my bed.
staint by T-Bear33 February 4, 2010

Saint John’s High School

Full of Cuties that treat women with respect and don’t vape. Smart young men who will be nice to everyone that they see
Jimmy from saint johns- “ Hey ma’am how are you today”
Women- “I am Good How about you”

Jimmy-“ Very good Thanks For asking”
Women- “What school are you from young man”

Jimmy-“ Saint John’s High School”
Women-“No wonder you are so nice and respectful”

anya saini 

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happy 14th birthday best friend:)
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anya saini by somisomi November 5, 2019