by trinnnnity May 24, 2008
Get the parking lot on smash mug.Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
by bromole September 9, 2008
Get the smashley mug.1) to be/act intelligent
2) to be learned, but not able to integrate that knowledge into everyday use (intelligent), often used as a concatenation: book-smart, street-smart, brick-smart
3) to dress in a coordinated or fashionable manner, See: look sharp
4) (intrans. verb) to hurt or cause pain
2) to be learned, but not able to integrate that knowledge into everyday use (intelligent), often used as a concatenation: book-smart, street-smart, brick-smart
3) to dress in a coordinated or fashionable manner, See: look sharp
4) (intrans. verb) to hurt or cause pain
1) That japanese kid is smart. He got his PHD before he was 20.
2) Jennifer is finally loosening up. Back in high school she was just too book-smart and had no clue about what was going on.
3) Hey Swaggart, thats a smart looking suit you've got on.
4) Ouch, a paper cut... that smarts!
2) Jennifer is finally loosening up. Back in high school she was just too book-smart and had no clue about what was going on.
3) Hey Swaggart, thats a smart looking suit you've got on.
4) Ouch, a paper cut... that smarts!
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers
by ashane February 6, 2019
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Scary Luke says:
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- SmarterChild - says:
I did not know you could eat penis. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
by adam 444444 June 11, 2006
Get the smarterchild mug.A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008
Get the smart fart mug.Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
by not impressive December 16, 2013
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