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dating Jesus

1. A Christian who's not dating because they are waiting for God to reveal their spouse. Made popular by the book "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris
2. A Christian who's not dating for one of the following reasons; intensely in love with God, fear relationships, fear intimacy, dating is just to much work, socially awkward, etc.
Don't bother asking her out, she's "dating Jesus".
by linuxgrl January 12, 2009
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y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help
Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014
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Jesus freak

Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.

Is a born again Christian.

Goes to church.

Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.

Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.
by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003
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Jesse

Another term for perfection.
He makes a girl feel like she is the only girl alive.
Amazing kisser and super amazing cuddler.
"Whoa, hottie at 2 o'clock!" Girl 1
"Oh him, I've heard he's pretty amazing too." Girl 2
"Sounds like a Jesse Senn" Girl 1
by Anonymously24 December 22, 2008
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Jess

an extremely beautiful girl who is the nicest, funniest, and all around most awesome person ever
I wish i could hang out with Jess right now...
by gooseorpuffin March 21, 2009
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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
by jakelow November 14, 2009
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