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hammercocking 

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.
hammercocking by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

Mongolian War Hammers 

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!
In 2 Hameers, the sun will set.
Hameer by Da Physicist June 16, 2013

hameraman 

Bobo stole the show as the hameraman in my wedding video.
hameraman by HumaneAnimal November 29, 2017

Hamper Camper 

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.
Hamper Camper by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020