Google

- where people from all religions, backgrounds, and places can graciously share their pictures for the entire world to search and pick through.

Whats a 1996 Ford Taurus Station Wagon look like? I don't know, GOOGLE it!

by llallla888 June 23, 2010

Google Vomit

The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.

Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?

Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.

Jane: What?

Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.

Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.

by Like50Rednecks March 9, 2011

Google me wrong

When someone INSISTS they are right about something that is obviously wrong and easily proven to be wrong using any number of Internet search options.

Coined by Alyssa Nelson, Pittsfield, MA, June 16, 2011

You: Cindy Lauper is only in her early 40's.

Me: No, she's definitely in her late 50's.
You: I'm certain that's not true.
Me: Her Wikipedia page says she was born in 1953. Making her 58.
You: Dude, way to Google me wrong.

by Wmassdoober July 17, 2011

Google

Google is a web page used to research for your homework, if you are not sure about something, to watch porn and find out how many people are terrified of Chinese people. Google is getting so rich, it already bought Youtube, Facebook and Twitter.

Google also created Android, which is an operating system for phones.
Blackberry has their own operating systems and so does Apple. The rest of the modern phones have Android on it.

Google also created Gmail, which is used to look at your emails.

Dear Yahoo!
Noone ever says to someone that if they don't know something, Yahoo it.
Yours sincerely,
Google

by DrumR1000 August 2, 2012

Google

To google someone is to stick ones opposable digit up another's butthole during or prior to a sex act . One may google them self as well but it must be with there thumb and must be purely for pleasure or it isn't googleing . Some say it's a web based firm but its not entirelly true striking a thum up the asshole has been going on long before the NSA started a search engine.

Smell my thumb if it smelled like your shit you got googled
I think rapey Steve was googleing him self while he was taking a piss at the bar last night.

by Prolapse November 30, 2013

google

A code-name for getting high, usually used to describe smoking marijuana. It can also be used as an adjective, "googed"

"Hey do you google?" "Hell yeah, I've been googed all day!"

by livetolaugh208 March 14, 2007

Google

1. One of the fastest and most widely used search engines.

2. Slang used by hoes in Subic, Philippines meaning to stick a finger up someone's asshole to make them cum. In Subic US Naval Forces pay hoes by each nut or cum. Pronounced goo-goll.

1. I just used google to find some pregnant porn.
2. Sergeant Jones was taking too long to bust so she googled him so they can finish the transaction.

by slizzerd v May 12, 2010