Globiel

The Remains of someone who self combusted.

After I saw Sam blow up there was nothing but a Globiel left on the seat.

by Dave Chappele November 30, 2010

Glocklacocka

Someone who cums so fast that it seems like they're burst-firing a glock.

I know, he HAS to be a glocklacocka!

by Chargedpking May 24, 2011

glownads

What a totally healthy drunk male gets after receiving pan CT for a trauma admission to the emergency department.

Dude, homeboy in trauma 1 totally has glownads.

by trauma_cow January 21, 2012

glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

glochid

That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.

Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.

by pentozali May 30, 2013

glow bar

A bar where alcohol is served and everyone sitting there is looking down at a smartphone not communicating with eachother and the phones light up all their faces. Hence a glow bar.

This place blows, total glow bar.

by That guy man dude November 25, 2013

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014