2 definitions by trauma_cow

gangster vasectomy

When you carry a gun tucked into your waist band (gangster carry) and shoot your nuts off.

Is the guy in trauma bay 1 going to surgery for his gangster vasectomy?

by trauma_cow April 7, 2012

glownads

What a totally healthy drunk male gets after receiving pan CT for a trauma admission to the emergency department.

Dude, homeboy in trauma 1 totally has glownads.

by trauma_cow January 15, 2012